Humor and Best Friends Quotes
Century Old Medication
After a busy day,
When you get home ready to relax after a stressful day at work, you may find that you crave a cup of coffee or perhaps a beer.
You are not alone, I have been guilty of such desires as well, until one day I found myself sporting a lampshade on my head while half nude! It's crazy what a few shots of vodka can do to you!
Okay, so that's probably a horrible example to use in this case, and I am sorry for scaring you my dear reader about my drunken antics, Just please, no questions about how it all happened.
It is remarkable how people can manage to go through their normal lives with so much stress. The modern management techniques of Zen and yoga are working well. I just wonder if there is space for the intellectual side of people who are able to actually 'smell the roses' while on the go. It seems there really must be something in regards to the 'mind over matter' situation. Anyway, this article is dedicated to “humor and best friends quotes”
Humor is definitely the best medication when you find yourself overly stressed from your busy work schedule. Your doctor won’t tell you that, right? Did you know that some people will gladly fork over a few dollars to hear a comedian just so they can laugh harder than they have in a very long time?
Now I don’t know what you maybe going on in your life, but no matter what is going on, I’m here to tell you that, it is must better to laugh while facing your troubles with an open mind rather than being angry and have a clogged up mind and for your informaion humor and best friends quotes are good at achieving exactly that!
10 Humor and best friends quotes that has been mouthed by Woody Allen:
In my own celebrity world, one of my most admired celebrities to ever live would be Woody Allen. I’m telling you that man has the ability to give you the “in your face” bluntness that he can pull off with gusto, even when he isn't trying to do so. You could discuss any topic with this guy, and he's liable to make fun of the subject and have you laughing rather than getting angry about it. Below are 10 humor and best friends quotes by Woody Allen:
- 1.) “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons”
This statement makes perfect sense to me, as money is required to do most things. However, as we all know money does not rain down from heaven, you got to work hard to have it.
- 2.) “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government”
Do we have any democrats or republicans in the house? How about Tea party members? I thing we all be safe for now is ‘Nothing is said about this one”
- 3.) “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
This is one of his most classic utterances. It's true, because life's little problems are not always apparent of until 'this man' shows up.
- 4.) “Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions”
Too true, and if you want more, all you have to do is keep asking questions! I know that is enough to get all the men and women in the house to get the argument get started.
- 5.) “A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.”
This can work on occasion, and sounds quite practical in my opinion!
- 6.) “Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats”
I have never taken a bath with boats in my water. However, just thinking of them being sunk in the warm water makes me slightly seasick.
- 7.) “I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Now think about that for a moment, many people don’t want to face the truth especially those who think that when it rains, it pours.
- 8.) “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
It's even worse when you are slurping a beer or gargling mouthwash. Trust me...been there, done that!
- 9.) “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
At least he wouldn't strike us with lightning. That is always something to be thankful for.
No matter what might happen in the next several years, we should all begin to see things in a different light. I cannot think about living without the wisdom that has been intended to guide us. It takes courage to be able to accept your fears, and learning how to handle them is all that matters when it comes to living your life.
In conclusion, when used correctly humor and best friends quotes have the potential to brightened ones day. Here is the final piece of wisdom to follow, no matter where you may be, how the situation is, or when the going gets tough.
10.) “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have,
Instead of what you don't have.”